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LEGENDS 3-disk Box Set

$30.00

The Legends collection is a culmination of the first seven (of 777) years of work from EIT! These mindfreaks have taken thousands of forgotten VHS tapes, chewed them up, and spit them back to their young via daily website postings. They’ve exposed the world to massaging cat ladies, apocalyptic facial exercises, pizzas parties in hell, and our immortal party-god, Duane. This 3-disk collection is 12+ hours of the best of EIT!'s daily videos including many that have been banned from the web! Seeing all this madness chronicled in one place reminds us that in the right hands, garbage can be turned into gold!

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EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! and Comic Relief Zero! Double Feature

$15.00

The foul-mouthed found footage Gods at Everything Is Terrible! have outdone themselves yet again, with not one, but two new movies! Comic Relief Zero!, made entirely out of the worst stand-up comedy ever, and Everything Is Terrible! Does The Hip-Hop!, comprised of the most Terrible hip-hop attempts, are both on one DVD!!!! Outrageously funny! Totally clean!

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Holiday Special!

$15.00

O'er the years EIT! has built upon their classic Holiday Special, each year creating a more abominable video collage of everyone’s least favorite time of the year! A millennium's worth of VHS memories of misplaced sentimentalities, fist fights over toys for tots, erotic Santas, Nazi elves, and an endless parade of singing kids will surely teach everyone the true meaning of it all. Spend this holiday season with your real family: Everything Is Terrible! DVD includes over 2.5 hours of seasonal-themed bonus material!

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DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!

$15.00

Those krazed VHS-hunting pupz from Everything Is Terrible! are back with their third inner-eye-opening feature, containing a feat never before attempted in either human or canine history. EIT! asks but two simple questions, “What if we make a movie composed ENTIRELY out of dog-related found footage that is also a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 masterpiece The Holy Mountain?” DVD includes over 2.5 hours of bonus features from EIT's daily postings!

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2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift!

$15.00

With 2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift, EIT! will lead you on a vision quest through the VHS wilderness to the heart of the American dream. Prepare yourself for racist rabbits, singing babies, perfect killing machines, mid-90's beefcake, and much, much more, including the most adorable Antichrist the world has ever seen! The future is now! DVD includes over 2.5 hours of bonus features from EIT!'s daily postings!

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Everything is Terrible!: The Movie

$15.00

Everything Is Terrible: the Movie, EIT's first feature, is absolutely jam-packed with face-melting Terribleness! This DVD features over 2 hours of bonus features including EIT’s famous 3-minute movies!

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DVD MEGA PACK!

$80.00

All the EIT! features for one low price! Don't be a dummy! Own 'em all now! Includes Everything Is Terrible! The Movie (2009), 2Everything 2Terrible 2: Tokyo Drift! (2010), DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! (2012), Holiday Special (2012), Comic Relief Zero/EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! (2013), and Legends (2015)

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Kidz! DVD

$4.20 - On Sale

60 minutes of your favorite EIT! kidz! Dancing kidz! Partying kidz! Cool kidz! This exclusive kidz klub can only be entered by buying this DVD!

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Music Videos Hits Hits Hits!

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Get ready for 90 funky fresh minutes of our favorite EIT! music videos! You may know them as Music Mondays!!!

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Internet 1.0!

$4.20 - On Sale

This 20-minute megamix of technology's greatest boners, bloopers, and oopsies will have you giga-ramming your data space with laughter!!!! This DVD also features an hour of tech-related EIT! hits!

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Socks!

$18.00

You asked for it and now we've finally done it! Cover your toes in EIT! Choose from two custom designs - the Everything Is Terrible! kool dude logo or Jerry's big, beautiful face! These high quality socks are made by Sock Club in Austin, TX where they use living-wage labor and eco-friendly methods!

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  • Jerry - 60% in stock
  • EIT! Logo - 80% in stock

Coloring Book!

$12.00

Finally you can color all of your favorite characters from EIT! hits! This original coloring book is hand drawn by EIT!'s own Wrongman! Featuring Duane, Yellow Dino, Cat Massage, and so much more! 32 pages of coloring and activities!

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JERRYS ALL-OVER TEE!

$40.00

Cover your body in Jerrys! Cover the earth in Jerrys! Help us raise awareness for the Jerry Pyramid by wearing this beautiful all-over print tee every single remaining day of your life! Printed by Jakprints on an American Apparel crew neck!

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  • Small - 90% in stock
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  • Large - 80% in stock
  • XL - 80% in stock
  • XXL - 90% in stock
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Jerry-pocalypse Tee!

$25.00

This new T is guaranteed to melt ur face off instantly upon wearing! Designed by Jon Vermilyea (Adventure Time, Rick & Morty)!

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  • Small - 82% in stock
  • Medium - 38% in stock
  • Large - 57% in stock
  • XL - 69% in stock
  • XXL - 74% in stock
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YOU HAD ME AT HELLO TEE!

$25.00

Designed by Matt Furie! Limited run of just 250! Wear this shirt while you wait in line at your favorite rollercoaster while you make out with your BAE! Embarrass your parents and your kids!

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  • Small - 100% in stock
  • Medium - 100% in stock
  • Large - 94% in stock
  • XL - 100% in stock
  • XXL - 100% in stock
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Classic Logo Tee

$25.00

Confuse your parents and make your principal cry as you sport EIT’s world famous logo on your chest!

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  • S - 73% in stock
  • M - 67% in stock
  • L - 63% in stock
  • XL - 38% in stock
  • XXL - 74% in stock
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Duane Tee

$25.00

It's back! Our childgod's image is beautifully emblazoned upon your chest by the amazing Alex Pardee! Get this one while you can!

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  • XXL - 84% in stock
  • XL - 50% in stock
  • L - 60% in stock
  • M - 100% in stock
  • S - 97% in stock
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Coat of Arms Tee

$25.00

As a member of the new flesh, this is a must own! Get your EIT! Coat of Arms T-shirt now before someone questions your allegiance! Designed by Monsignor Ghoul Skool!

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  • Small - 96% in stock
  • Medium - 80% in stock
  • Large - 85% in stock
  • XL - 96% in stock
  • XXL - 98% in stock
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ALL-SEEING VHS EYE TOTE BAG!

$10.00

Carry stuff and pledge your allegiance to Everything Is Terrible!

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Beanie!

$20.00

Look cool, rebel against your dads, and stay warm! Finally!

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Lapel Pins

$10.00

U can wear these beautiful enamel pins 2 werk or 2 play! We don't care! U just have to wear them if you wanna b kool! U do wanna b kool, right?! Designed by Ghoul Skool 4ever!

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  • Jerry - 72% in stock
  • All Seeing VHS eye - 81% in stock
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All-Seeing VHS Eye Hat!

$26.99

Hey Hat Faces! Get ready 2 B even more coolerer than everyone else than u already R!!!! With this snap back New Era b-cap, you will be able to see all truth and feel all light in the universe! Just wear it already! Designed by the Ghoul Skool himself!

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RAP! Audio Cassette!

$5.00

Rap, rap, rippity rap! All your favorite rappin' creeps from EIT! hits are now together on one tape! Featuring Dem Bones, Curt Hiss The Drug-Free Snake, Milk Rap, and so much more!

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Best of EIT! Audio Cassette

$5.00

Finally you can hear that fuzzy, VHS quality you love without all the annoying visual accompaniment! That's right, we're releasing a limited edition cassette of all of our favorite songs of EIT! Featuring: Carrot Highway, Just Say No!, Three-Deep-It-Out, Vegaboogie, Duane's Theme, AND MORE!!!

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Legends Figurines!

$30.00 - On Sale

These are so special! Hold the magick of Commodore Gilgamesh and Yonder Vittles in your lil' hand! These hand-crafted figurines will make you whole again! The history of EIT! is hand-carved into the bodies! Interchangeable heads! Removable cloaks! Created with love by Plastictastic! This was a limited run of 50! Color of heads, bodies, and cloaks vary!

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Sticker Pack!

$8.00

Everyone knows that stickin' is fun, sexy, AND coo! So what are you waiting for!? Get an EIT! sticker pack and start sticking! Includes Alex Pardee's Aladdin Duane, the all seeing VHS eye, the Memory Hole logo, the 'Duane Rules Everything Around Me' bumper sticker, and more!!!

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Show Me The Dollars Sticker

$2.00

Go ahead and show someone or something some amount of currency already! Stick it!

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The Jerry Collection Poster

$25.00 - On Sale

This gorgeous 24x36 satin coated card stock, full bleed print of the Jim Newberry photo is the first image ever to feature the entire Jerry Maguire VHS collection! Now you too can display all 14,000 Jerrys in your home!

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Jerry-pocalypse Blacklight Poster!

$25.00

Yeah, that's right, Jon Vermilyea's insane Jerry-pocalypse design is now available in a 4real, fuzzy blacklight poster! Just like the ones from Spencer's Gifts with the stoner mushrooms in funny hats! 23x35

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Palm Treat Black + White Jerrys!

$20.00 - On Sale

These two posters by PALM TREAT are a depiction of the swirling hell-hole of Tom Cruise's best film to date. Each poster is printed with premium fireball ink full bleed 12x18" on 100# with a gloss finish. Looks best framed and hung next to spooky skeletons. All proceeds go to the Jerry Pyramid!

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Legends Tour Poster

$15.00

The Legends tours are over, but you can still own a piece of the magick! 18x24 EIT! family photo by Jim Newberry!

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Legends Poster

$15.00

You are a Legend. You've climbed to the top of The Holy Mountain. Now celebrate with the Ghoul Skool designed poster! 18x24 of all seeing VHS glory!

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DWPW Poster

$15.00

Now you can own another piece of the most epic work in poochie mysticism! Beautifully crafted by Ghoul Skool! 18x24in.

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EIT! Live! Sgt. Peppers Poster

$15.00

All of the beloved EIT! Live characters together in one group photo! Can you even believe it? 18x24 and dope as fuck. Photo by Heather Hryciw.

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2E2T2 Poster

$15.00

The cover art from our second movie is now available in this eyeball-melting 18x24in poster! Designed by the great Ghoul Skool of course!

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Holiday Special Poster!

$15.00

This 18x24in poster version of our Holiday Special DVD cover is the best thing your eyes will ever see! Designed by Jesse Parrotti!

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EIT! The Movie Poster

$15.00

The world famous cover from our first movie designed by Ghoul Skool! Hang it up and look at it! 18x24 in.

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SHOW ME THE DOLLARS PATCH!

$6.00

Show yourself the money with the Jerry patch! Put it on anything or everything!

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Duane Patch

$6.00

The Alex Pardee designed Aladdin Duane is now available as an embroidered patch! Finally you can cover all of your denim jackets in the beautiful visage of our child boy god, DUANE!!!!

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Coat of Arms Patch

$6.00

Now that you are an official, card-carrying member of the EIT! movement, prove it with this super tuff, embroidered patch! Designed by the high priest himself, Ghoul Skool! 4'' x 4''

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Acid Jerry

$400.00

Original, one-of-a-kind, Jerry art by Nico Salazar! Acrylic on canvas! All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid! *FREE shipping and EIT! schwagg bag w/ purchase!

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A Jerry

$250.00

Original, one-of-a-kind, framed, gilded Jerry print by Scott Huntsman! 27" x 41" All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid! *FREE shipping and EIT! schwagg bag w/ purchase!

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Jerry Maguire Auditions Tape w/ Collectible Cover

$100.00

Original, one-of-a-kind, Jerry VHS bootleg and comic by Sean Muscles! All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid! *FREE shipping and EIT! schwagg bag w/ purchase!

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MORE LIKE HOLLYWEIRD, HAHA

$200.00

Original, one-of-a-kind, Jerry art by Derek Erdman! Acrylic on wood! 24" x 24" All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid! *FREE shipping and EIT! schwagg bag w/ purchase!

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Hello I

$300.00

Original, one-of-a-kind, Jerry art by Philip LaVelle! Mixed media on canvas! 16'' x 20'' All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid! *FREE shipping and EIT! schwagg bag w/ purchase!

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Hello II

$400.00

Original, one-of-a-kind, Jerry art by Philip LaVelle! Mixed media on canvas! 20'' x 20'' All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid! *FREE shipping and EIT! schwagg bag w/ purchase!

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Washing Jerry

$400.00

Original, one-of-a-kind, Jerry art by Sam Robertson! Acrylic on wood with custom frame! 27" x 25" All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid! *FREE shipping and EIT! schwagg bag w/ purchase!

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Bees Can Smell Fear

$100.00

Original, one-of-a-kind, Jerry art by Davey K! Acrylic on wood! 11'' x 15'' All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid! *FREE shipping and EIT! schwagg bag w/ purchase!

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Idol Jerry

$200.00

Original, one-of-a-kind, Jerry sculpture by Amy Leach! All proceeds go towards the Jerry Pyramid! *FREE shipping and EIT! schwagg bag w/ purchase!

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Colorshop Vol. 1

$10.00

Dante Fontana presents 100+ weird, psychedelic, and interesting television ads from the 60's/70's. Beautifully restored and available on DVD for the very first time! Includes ads for Alpha Bits, Cheerios, Bright Side Shampoo, Protine 29, Arco, Coke, Diet Pepsi, 7 UP, Noxema, Nescafe, Italian Swiss Colony Wine, Super Max, Hamm's Beer, and so much more!!!

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Remote Control Magic: The Movie

$15.00

Remote Control Magic is the ultimate 70's channel surfing experience. Dante Fontana guides you on a journey of game shows, news broadcasts, TV shows, commercials, infomercials, PSA's, celebrity specials, made-for-TV movies, network promos, talk shows, dating shows, award shows, live parades, sporting broadcasts, variety shows. Yes, it's all from 70's television and it's all an everflowing fountain of bad haircuts, leisure suits, sexism, disco, supervans, and racial insensitivity. Includes 25 minutes of bonus features!

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Dante's TV Trip: The Movie

$15.00

Pick up that remote control and get ready to take a trip through time as Dante Fontana hosts the ultimate '80s & '90s channel surfing party. Dazzle your way through talk shows, made-for-tv movies, informercials, 1-900 numbers, PSA's, TV promos, public access, news reports, commercials, Thanksgiving day parades, game shows, and so much more! Includes the 51 minute movie plus 35 minutes of bonus features!

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Mouseketeers Escape to Splash Mountain

$15.00

Live from America's favorite vacation park! Dante Fontana mixes over 90 live action Disney TV Specials from the 70's/80's, and 90's with no shortage of robots, singing, parade floats, dancing kids, and retarded adults. Throw in a calvacade of stars for good measure including Alan Thicke, Lisa Bonet, Regis Philbin, R2-D2, Burt Reynolds, Suzanne Somers, Drew Barrymore, New Kids On The Block, Michael Jackson, and many more!

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Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.5

$7.00

Everything is Terrible's Dante Fontana strikes back with another two-hour mix of wonderful found footage guaranteed to excite and delight. This time he has journeyed all over the galaxy to find video clips that cannot be seen anywhere else (Yes, including the internet!). God we are dying to tell you exactly what's on here but that would be against the rules. Just gather all of your friends, place the disc into your DVD player, hit play, sit back, relax, and "bliss out" as Dante take you thrilling journey directly into the great unknown.

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Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.4

$7.00

Dante Fontana is up to his old tricks again, compiling a mix of wonderful footage from all over the world, presented to you on DVD format right on time for the holidays. You'll never guess what's on here!

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Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.3

$7.00

Dante takes over the mix-DVD format as if he was the chief programmer of his own personal television station!! Sit back, relax, and enjoy this years annual installment of the 2-hour Mystery Mix.

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Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.2

$7.00

Switch on your fireplace and warm up your television set as Dante programs 2-hours of whatever he wants into your living room. Without any regard to decade, genre, lo-fi, hi-fi, underground, or mainstream. Just hit the play button and enjoy "Mystery Mix, vol.2" at your own risk!!

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Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.1

$7.00

This is a 2-hour mix-DVD Dante made for his friends of random stuff he likes, okay fine he'll share it with you too, even though you are a complete stranger. We can't tell you what's on here, you'll have to be surprised, or disappointed, or whatever... don't complain, just watch it at your own risk!!

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