Everything is Terrible THE STORE

O'er the last 5 years EIT! has built upon their classic Holiday Special, each year creating a more abominable video collage of everyone’s least favorite time of the year! A millennium's worth of VHS memories of misplaced sentimentalities, fist fights over toys for tots, erotic Santas, Nazi elves, and an endless parade of singing kids will surely teach everyone the true meaning of it all. Spend this holiday season with your real family: Everything Is Terrible!

Those krazed VHS-hunting pupz from Everything Is Terrible! (everyone’s favorite found footage chop shoppe) are back with their third inner-eye-opening feature, containing a feat never before attempted in either human or canine history. EIT! asks but two simple questions, “What if we make a movie composed ENTIRELY out of dog-related found footage?” and ‘'What if this magickal movie, made up of thousands of other dog movies, is also a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 masterpiece The Holy Mountain?” Well, let’s stop asking dumb rhetorical questions because this never-ending spiral of World-Pup winning, sunglasses-wearing, murder-solving, skateboarding pooches is real! No Bonez about it, this is it! Are you dog enough to go fetch it? ARFFFFFF!

This is it. It's finally happening. Your entire life has been preparation for the mind-altering truth you now hold in your grubby hands. With 2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift, EIT will lead you on a vision quest through the VHS wilderness to the heart of the American dream. Prepare yourself for racist rabbits, singing babies, perfect killing machines, mid-90's beefcake, and much, much more, including the most adorable Antichrist the world has ever seen! The future is now!

Everything Is Terrible: the Movie is absolutely jam-packed with face-melting Terribleness, including:

EIT’s first ever feature length video mixtape!

Tons of viral video favorites from the EIT archive!

EIT’s famous 3-minute movies!

AND MORE!

You asked for it, and here it is! EIT’s world famous logo screen printed on a 100% cotton black Gildan tee!

Show your allegiance to the almighty Duane with this tee designed by Alex Pardee!

Our beloved cat head icon stares into the soul of everyone you meet from a 100% Cotton Anvil Organics Knitwear tee.

This one's for the hardcore Terribles and Terriblettes! Get all four of EIT's legendary DVDs, EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE: THE MOVIE, 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2: TOKYO DRIFT, DOGGIEWOGGIEZ!POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ!, and the world-famous EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL, all at the same time!!!

Taste the rainbow with the award-winning trilogy of EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE: THE MOVIE, 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2: TOKYO DRIFT, and DOGGIEWOGGIEZ!POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! on DVD!

Both Everything is Terrible! the Movie and 2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift on DVD!